"I'm sorry. What did you call us again? Bazongas?!"
"Handle us with care."
"What is this yellowy substance coming out of me?"
"Stop biting. And don't pull us!"
"Stop crying or I won't give you milk"
"I wish both of us were the same size"
"Oh, if only I can have a whole day just resting inside this bra."
"Ouch! That hurts!"
"I'm sore."
"We need a break."
Ok ok...so team aku MU kene belasah dgn Man City hari minggu lalu.
Xpe...season masih panjang.
Haha! Alasan standard! =P
Tapi pada malam tu, semua org bercakap tentang Mario Balotelli dengan bajunya 'Why Always Me?'.
Okla...memang la engkau tu terer...
Tapi dalam terer2 si Mario ni, paling die famous ialah sebab perangai2 bangang dia.
Bukan takat bangang kelakar, bangang yg boleh mendtgkan marah pun ade!
Pstu boleh plak menyombong.
Kira bodoh sombong la ni.
Mari kita tgk ape benda2 bangang yang die dah buat...
1. Ni plg latest. Rumah si 'Super Mario' ni terbakar. Nak tau sebab ape? Sebab die dgn member2 pegi bakar mercun dalam rumah! 'Pandai' kan?
2. Baling dart arrows kat player lain. Alasan? Sebab die bosan. WTH?!?!
3. Yg dia plg famous skali, pasal kebodohan dia x bole nak pakai bib. Kalo sekali xpe, tapi ni sampai 2 kali!
4. Kereta dia dah kene impaun sebanyak 27 kali!
5. Waktu dia accident bersama kereta Audinya, polis dapati dia bawak 25k dalam poket semasa check alkohol & dadah. Bila polis tanye kenapa dia bawa banyak sgt cash dalam poket, dia jawab, "Because I am rich". Haihhhh~~
6. Memakai baju AC Milan (di national TV) waktu dia bermain utk Inter Milan. Lepas tu, dia dengan selambe men-declare minatnya terhadap kelab AC Milan. -_-
7. Seorang pemain bola yang ada alergi kepada......rumput! Aku xtau la ni saje direka ke ape...tapi die pernah direhatkan sebab menghadapi alergi kepada rumput di sebuah football pitch.
8. Selepas memenangi anugerah "Golden Boy" oleh sebuah suratkhabar Itali, dia mengeluarkan statement ini:
"There's only one that is a little stronger than me: Messi," he said. "All the others are behind me. I am delighted to receive the award, but who else would have won if not me?
Lepas tu, bila tanye pasal Jack Wilshere yg menang tempat kedua, dia cakap ni pulak:
"What's his name? Wil...? No, I just don’t know him, but the next time I play against Arsenal I'll try to be careful," Balotelli said. "Maybe I could show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won."
Oh, tidaaaakkk!
9. Video ini:
10. Dan....Video ini:
Roberto Mancini ni dia amik Balotelli sebab dia memang terer main bola je kot.
Tapi hakikatnya, mamat ni memang la bangang...
Baru2 ni pun, akhirnya Mancini telah pun men-sound di Balotelli supaya berhenti jadi bodoh.
Ah, nasib baik die tak jadi gi MU. Pening kepala Fergie nk uruskan yg sorg ni.
Kalau nak diikutkan, memang banyak lagi benda yg bodoh, bangang, kelakar yg dia buat.
Tapi takkan aku nak tulis semua kot.
Baiklah..itu saja kali ni..
Sebelum bersurai, jom tgk koleksi topi 'Super Mario' ni.
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