Cerita Semula

Diceritakan semula oleh mak aku.

Adik: Mama, how old are you?

Mama: Not very old!

Adik: HOw old are you...? (persistent)

Mama: Not old la...

Adik: Not like that. Like 25 years old ke or 15 years old ke...

Lalu, Mama memberitahu umurnya.

Adik: How old is Abah?

Mama: (membuat muka nakal) ohh...VERYYY oldddd!

Adik: Mama...how old is Yana and Nor?

Mama: Yana is 22 years old. Nor is 20 years old.

Adik diam sekejap.

Adik: Mama...bila Yana nak kawin?

Mama: (dengan terkejut yang amat) Hah?!?!

Dengan terkejut yang amat sambil tergelak,

Mama: Why do you say that? You can't wait for her to get out of this house eh? ..... Or did Yana said something to you?

Adik hanya mengeleng-geleng kepala.


Cirits punya adik aku. Ada ke kau tanya Mama mcm tuh! Buat malu aku je.

12 comments

  1. Khalisa Ridzuan17 April, 2007 16:57

    oh ilyn...adek kau sgt kelakar tak hengat.hahah =P

    ilyn,even tho kita mcm nk mati dgn exam n tesis sume,tp blogging ttp teruskan kan?kan? thats mean kita cool...
    hahah =P ----> pathethic attempt nk sedapkan hati sendirik =(

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  2. ILynn Virgobiru17 April, 2007 17:07

    hai lisaaa
    hahahhaha
    sementara ade internet kt berblogging laaa
    hehehehehhe

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  3. Amar B.17 April, 2007 23:52

    bape hengget ko upah adek ko tuh??

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  4. Gua18 April, 2007 23:48

    btolla tu...
    adek aku pn ada tny gitu..biaselaaa..

    apa rs ade adek ek

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  5. Anonymous19 April, 2007 03:00

    amir tanye the same question tadi kt mama. haha..pastu boleh die tanya bile nor nak kahwin plak. aku kasi pelempang kt budak tu baru tau..die nk conquer bilik kitroang la tu...

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  6. aunieZ19 April, 2007 10:07

    ahahha..ilynn..bdak2 mmg cmtu..
    my lil sis slalu kata.. :

    " heee..x sabar nye aalong nk kawin..! "

    "along nk kawen ngn sape? :

    hahahaha..diorg ingat kawen ni sonang2 je..eh..kawen sng la tp nikah yg susah..hahaha :P

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  7. ILynn Virgobiru19 April, 2007 15:10

    amar: mane ade upah nooo

    ikan: rs ade adek cmne? hmm..ntah. mcm tu tu jela hehehhehe
    best sbb leh buli wahahahaha

    nor: haa?! die tanye lg? wahahahahha!! die tu sbenar nk baby tuu...hrtuh die kan tanye mama bile nk bersalin..wahahahahhahah giler ape huhuhuhuh

    black_chix: eh ehh kawen pon ssh apeeeeee...hehehhehe

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  8. Anonymous19 April, 2007 16:33

    nak baby la,nak kucing la, nk hp la..pasnie nak ape lagi? nk kahwin?? hahahah...suruh die bersalin dulu.perut da tak mcm rupa perut da...kakakkakak

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  9. akirasuri19 April, 2007 17:25

    hahak. cakap dekat adik, minta abang FF cepat-cepat masuk meminang. ha ha ha.

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  10. ILynn Virgobiru20 April, 2007 11:45

    nor: ahahahhha. kan hrtuh member die tanye bile die nk bersalin? hahahahahhaha
    perut bosar mcm org mengandung huhuhuhuhu

    akirasuri: errr...tak brani. =P
    hehehehe (kang ade mulut report kat mak..susahhhh+maluuuuu)

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  11. Anonymous20 April, 2007 20:32

    huahuahuahua...
    bijak tol si amir..
    idea dier utk men'conquer' bilik korg sgt bernas...
    dan bakal menjadi kenyataan!!!
    huhuhu
    ;p

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  12. ILynn Virgobiru21 April, 2007 13:27

    yaya: ahahahhahaha die nk conquer bilik ke nk baby? mane satu nih ek hmmm hehehhehehe
    neway..xlama lg kt ade butik pengantin kan..hehe

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