Okk.
So, lupakan fakta yang aku adalah seorang fan MU.
Aku telah lama obses dengan Andrei Arshavin, iaitu pemegang jersi nombor 23 dalam Arsenal.
Arshavin ni orang Russia yang diambil oleh Wenger utk kelab Arsenal kerana kehebatannya lah.
Waktu penulisan ni, dia menjawat jawatan sebagai Captain dalam team Russia.
Sebelum join Arsenal, dia popular di Russia sebab kehebatannya dalam kelab bola, Zenit.
Orangnya sgt pendek iaitu 5'8" sahaja. Even FF lagi tinggi dr dia kot.
Player2 Arsenal memberi nickname "Meerkat" kepada dia sebab suara Rusia nya menyerupai suara seekor meerkat dalam sebuah iklan yang popular di England.
Sebenarnya aku mula2, takde la obses sgt terhadap Arshavin...tapi lama kelamaan bila tgk gelagat mamat ni, aku jadi obses pulak.
Kenapa?
Arshavin adalah seorang pemain bola yang bukan saja hebat tapi mempunyai sense of humor & sgt witty.
Even masa dia off-form, dia masih deliver performance yg baik.
Dan dia seorang yang kelakar secara semulajadi.
Gelagat2 dia pun sgt comel ok.
Oh, lagi satu...sebab dia ada seorang anak perempuan bernama Yana. Ehem2. ;)
Arshavin juga selalu buat Q&A session dengan peminat2nya di laman web rasmi beliau.
Dan banyak jawapannya menggambarkan personaliti dia.
Antara Q&A menarik yang dijawab oleh Arshavin:
Can A.A. jump out of my birthday cake?
Arshavin:It’s unlikely; I’m a football player, not a minstrel or a clown.
Andrey, would you like to take part in some TV show? (For example “Dancing on Ice”)?
Arshavin: If I took part in this show, it should be renamed “A Cow on Ice”.
Andrey, what do you think about smoking. Do you smoke? If not, have you ever tried to?
Thank you and good luck!
Arshavin: When I was 15 or 16 years old I tried it. I do not smoke and I don’t approve of smoking especially by women.
Andrey, I had a bet with my brother, he says if Russia wins the WC
he would do a double back somersault. Please win. I also
would not refuse to be a footballer or at least to have a good job of that kind.
AA: Let's do it like this: if we don't win the forthcoming championship, I'll blame it all on you, I'd tell that we were sparing the health of one of our fans :)
Andrey, you are the best player of the Russian team, my dream is to play
together with you and score goals against Manchester, but they are only dreams.
AA: Buy a computer game :)
Andrey, my brother wants to know about the lobsters' behavior during the mating season. Thank you. N.
AA: I've never thought about it before :)) I see them only either stewed or roasted :)
How can I be sure that it's you and not a moderator?
Arshavin:
Just believe in it. No other way.
Ok, sekarang mari kita saksikan antara gelagat2 Andrei Arshavin yang sgt comel ini.
Whatever you do, don't say Aww.
Peter Cech mendapati hidungnya patah waktu kemenangan Chelsea atas Blackburn minggu lalu.
Jadi, kerana beliau nak main jugak pada Euro 2012 playoff Jumaat ni, dia telah memasang gear terbaru beliau di bahagian hidung itu.
Gear kepala yang sedang beliau pakai sudah menjadi trademark semenjak kepalanya injured waktu perlawanan pada tahun 2006.
Nampaknya identiti superhero beliau tak dapat disembunyikan...
Ok ok...so team aku MU kene belasah dgn Man City hari minggu lalu.
Xpe...season masih panjang.
Haha! Alasan standard! =P
Tapi pada malam tu, semua org bercakap tentang Mario Balotelli dengan bajunya 'Why Always Me?'.
Okla...memang la engkau tu terer...
Tapi dalam terer2 si Mario ni, paling die famous ialah sebab perangai2 bangang dia.
Bukan takat bangang kelakar, bangang yg boleh mendtgkan marah pun ade!
Pstu boleh plak menyombong.
Kira bodoh sombong la ni.
Mari kita tgk ape benda2 bangang yang die dah buat...
1. Ni plg latest. Rumah si 'Super Mario' ni terbakar. Nak tau sebab ape? Sebab die dgn member2 pegi bakar mercun dalam rumah! 'Pandai' kan?
2. Baling dart arrows kat player lain. Alasan? Sebab die bosan. WTH?!?!
3. Yg dia plg famous skali, pasal kebodohan dia x bole nak pakai bib. Kalo sekali xpe, tapi ni sampai 2 kali!
4. Kereta dia dah kene impaun sebanyak 27 kali!
5. Waktu dia accident bersama kereta Audinya, polis dapati dia bawak 25k dalam poket semasa check alkohol & dadah. Bila polis tanye kenapa dia bawa banyak sgt cash dalam poket, dia jawab, "Because I am rich". Haihhhh~~
6. Memakai baju AC Milan (di national TV) waktu dia bermain utk Inter Milan. Lepas tu, dia dengan selambe men-declare minatnya terhadap kelab AC Milan. -_-
7. Seorang pemain bola yang ada alergi kepada......rumput! Aku xtau la ni saje direka ke ape...tapi die pernah direhatkan sebab menghadapi alergi kepada rumput di sebuah football pitch.
8. Selepas memenangi anugerah "Golden Boy" oleh sebuah suratkhabar Itali, dia mengeluarkan statement ini:
"There's only one that is a little stronger than me: Messi," he said. "All the others are behind me. I am delighted to receive the award, but who else would have won if not me?
Lepas tu, bila tanye pasal Jack Wilshere yg menang tempat kedua, dia cakap ni pulak:
"What's his name? Wil...? No, I just don’t know him, but the next time I play against Arsenal I'll try to be careful," Balotelli said. "Maybe I could show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won."
Oh, tidaaaakkk!
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Roberto Mancini ni dia amik Balotelli sebab dia memang terer main bola je kot.
Tapi hakikatnya, mamat ni memang la bangang...
Baru2 ni pun, akhirnya Mancini telah pun men-sound di Balotelli supaya berhenti jadi bodoh.
Ah, nasib baik die tak jadi gi MU. Pening kepala Fergie nk uruskan yg sorg ni.
Kalau nak diikutkan, memang banyak lagi benda yg bodoh, bangang, kelakar yg dia buat.
Tapi takkan aku nak tulis semua kot.
Baiklah..itu saja kali ni..
Sebelum bersurai, jom tgk koleksi topi 'Super Mario' ni.
Kalau korang baca blog FF, korang mesti tahu yang dia adalah fan tegar pasukan bola the Gunners aka Arsenal.
Tapi, adakah korang tahu bahawa aku ialah fan MU?
Haha!
Macam mana lah dua orang yang berlainan 'football faith' duduk dalam satu rumah dalam keadaan aman ek?
Banyakkan toleransi la.
Tapi, biasanya aku ka bertoleransi lebih sikit dari FF.
Kalau MU & Arsenal lawan, tgk sama2 tu no hal lah.
Cuma kalau Arsenal kalah, kena tahan sikit lah emo FF.
Wah, kdg2 tersirap darah aku kalau dia kutuk MU lebih2, tapi dah lama2...masuk telinga kanan, keluar telinga kiri.
Kalau Arsenal menang, aku emo pun bertempat jugak.
Kalau dh MU main mcm haram, emo kureng la...
But after all these years kenal FF, dah agak masak perangai die time tgk bola.
Contohnya, seperti hari ni.
Penting ni...nak tgk MU mencapai misi merangkul piala EPL ke-19 kali.
Satu rekod dalam mengatasi nombor kemenangan yang sebelum ni milik pasukan Liverpool.
First half tu Blackburn dh kasi potong stim...
Tapi half time, FF tukar tgk AF pulak!
Rilek dulu, half time kan. Tapi dh lepas tu, die tak tukar2...
Adoiii...suh tukar, kejap2 tukar channel AF balik.
Tapi takpelah, yg penting dpt jugak tgk.
Nasib baik jugak aku skrg tgh pregnant...
Byk melayan senak perut je.
Aku tau FF tgh kecewa pasukan Arsenal dia agak bad luck season ni.
Tambah lagi skandal Arsene Wenger dengan 'yellow liquid' tu lagi, player transfers...
Takpe lah FF. Harap2 Arsenal nanti jadi datang Malaysia.
Kita pegi tgk eh..
Nak tangkap gambar dgn Arshavin, seekor meerkat yang comel.
Oh, tak akan dilupa...Glory Glory Manchester United!!
Walaupun korang main passing2 15min terakhir tu bagi aku mcm gampang...
Tapi as kata orang lain, "Whatever it takes to win the championship!"
Celebrate?
Aku celebrate atas katil je, makan jeruk.
FF dah keluar main futsal...
Perut aku pulak dh mula bermain2...so aku mau rehat.
Tata!
I don't want to care about all the sadness, the struggles, the sakit hati etc. I am just grateful to Allah for my destiny, for giving me a life full of happiness and gratefulness. Alhamdulillah.
I am ready for 2010. I know my life is the result of my choices. I know that He will not burden me with what I am not able to handle. So here I am. Ready for another year of much rocking excitement~ Insyallah. =)
John Ness berkata kat aku, "Have you ever been to UK?"
"No," aku kata sambil tersenyum. "But I wish to go there someday when the football season is on."
"Oh! You like football?" Mungkin dia kagum seorang perempuan asia meminati bola sepak. "I have a football team. They're all under 15 and we are in the league here. So far, last season we were champions!" katanya dengan pelat UK nye. "We were undefeated for the whole season!"
"Wow! That is great!" aku puji. "Guess that you have a great team right there."
"Well, frankly they are not so great as an individual. But as a team..you could say that. So, which team do you support?"
"Oh. I'm Manchester. But sadly they are not so good early in the season now. With the injuries and the suspensions..."
"Manchester eh? This season they did not spend for superb transfer. It's surprising." Dan bermula lah episod bercerita tentang Man U. "...But Arsenal..they have got it good so far."
"Yes, yes. I agree. Fabregas is probably one of the best midfielder they got in the team. He got the goals in. Previous game and also this week." aku kata.
"Wow! You really know your football eh?" John berkata dengan suara yang kagum.
"Err...well..a little..."
"My team would be Celtics," dia kata dengan kagum juga.
"Emm..Celtics? Are they in division 2 or what..." aku tak sempat pon menghabiskan pertanyaan apabila dia menyampuk.
"Division 2! I can't believe it! Celtics is Scottish! Scottish champions man! I can't believe you never heard of Celtics!"
"Err..I've heard of them. It's just that I don't know where they are from..."
Arrggghh!! Kemaluan!! Shitttuuu!! Lain kali wahai ILynn, semak pengetahuan bola kau sebelum berborak tentang itu dgn org yang berasal dari UK.
